sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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