How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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