so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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