love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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