She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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