Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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