I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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