JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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