Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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