The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Yo dont text me then not text me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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