Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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