I hate your face
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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