Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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