Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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