great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What drink are we having for lunch?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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