What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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