That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
