He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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