But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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