After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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