I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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