This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Randomize