for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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