To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
should my penis look like a turkey
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So vagazzling was a success
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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