Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
