I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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