Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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