This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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