I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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