Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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