how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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