If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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