I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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