Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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