How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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