Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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