Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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