no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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