I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
where am i from again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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