haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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