I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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