Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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