maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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