Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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