that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
did i just pee glitter
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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