My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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