get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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