ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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