You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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