So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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