I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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