I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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