Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
What a dumb baby whore.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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