it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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