Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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