Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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