Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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