like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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