We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
smell my finger.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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